Odyssey 228: Part I
Christopher Nolan, while I am excited for your new movie coming out I must say you got nothing on Troop 228 from Warren NJ. Matt Damon, pffft . . . you want the wrench? (Good Will Hunting reference) The wrench is for pansies, we'll take the chainsaw!
Noah and I went on our first Boy Scout camping trip along the Batsto River in Wharton State Park of the Pine Barrens of NJ and it certainly did not disappoint in terms of adversity, challenges, and character-building. Things started off fantastic as we set off at 11 am on a beautiful day through the winding tributary navigating the east coast equivalent of a mangrove. However, after mile marker 2 at around 1 pm, we hit what I can only describe as the "Negan trap" but instead of being blocked and surrounded by Saviors and an RV, it was trees and a railroad track bridge.
I lost count of how many downed trees we had to cut through, climb over, limbo under or overcome in some other way but thanks to our fearless commander: "Leonidas" Hammond (thank goodness he brought a pocket saw) and Mr. Q (the blue Hulk) we survived this adventure and now have the story of a lifetime.We even had to portage once which means that we had to unload all of our gear (stoves, water jugs, and every pack/tent) to carry the canoes overland for a quarter of a mile to get past a dozen trees blocking our path.
So the search for a new James Bond is currently underway but I think it's probably safe to say that almost everyone's favorite 007 character is Q. However, the Brits may need flamethrower watches and armored Aston Martins but our Mr. Q (ie. Lender) only needs some string and a match and he is unstoppable. He was lifting canoes out of the river and tossing logs like they were frisbees. Outside of the water, he was a magician with the Blackstone Grill making the meanest breakfast sandwich I have ever laid eyes on and I have visited the food trucks of Rutgers. It was like Tim Horton ate Wendy's who was dating Jimmy Dean; I needed a 3rd hand just to pick up the beast but thank God we had loaded up on protein because who could have guessed we would be rowing for 9 hours straight on Saturday.Rounding out our cast of characters on this epic Odyssey was "Wolverine" Greg, "Thunder God" Paul (minus the eye-patch), and our very own Wonder Woman Karen (yes, I am mixing DC & Marvel but this is my blog, my rules). As for me, I was really digging the 80's nostalgia so I like to think of myself as Data from Goonies. But instead of 'slick shoes' I brought the antibacterial wipes and played the role of overseer to record these events so we would never forget.
By the numbers: it took 9 hours to navigate 4 miles of river on Saturday, Sunday took us only 1.5 hours to navigate 2 miles. Our traveling party consisted of 7 scouts (3 older, 4 newbies), 6 adults (2 leaders, 4 parents), and an infinite amount of courage and grit. Mr. Q had told me over coffee our first morning that his goal is to make these Scout trips memorable and fun for both kids and adults so that come Monday morning, you feel like you accomplished something and cannot wait to get back to work. Well, as I sit here nursing my sore muscles, popped blisters, and random cuts I can certainly say I am looking forward to my boring office job and sitting in some nice air conditioning for a few days. Mission accomplished Blue Hulk. Thank you to everyone who made this trip a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Noah and I are all in!
Stay tuned for a Part II blog post and a special video tribute coming soon on the kids' YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@twinbuild.
I need to figure out where to develop and digitize the 35mm roll of film since I brought an old-school camera with us given the poor battery life of my iPhone.









